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| | Beyonce's atrocious live recording from the Today Show | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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When most pop singers perform live, they?re often lip-synching. It ensures that they sound good. And to be fair, if there?s much dancing going on, it would be hard to sing well, especially to the standards people would expect. Normally they record a new, slightly different or less-perfect sounding version of the song, so it?s not exactly what you hear on the radio. Oftentimes singers sing along, but the sound from their microphones is just fed into the sound board and not played out for the audience. That ensures they really look like they?re singing, while the perfect sounding music is what?s played.
Howard Stern managed to get a recording of Beyonce?s board mix from when she performed ?If I Were a Boy? on The Today Show on November 26th. The board mix is the sound from Beyonce?s mic ? completely unedited. The audience and viewers couldn?t hear it. And to say it?s shockingly atrocious is an understatement. At first when you listen to a bit, you think, ?Well, it?s not all that bad, there might be an explanation.? But then as it goes on and on, your jaw drops further to the ground and you start to curse modern technology for letting someone who sings this way put out so many albums.
Beyonce ? If I Were a Boy ? Today Show board feed
Here?s what the audience heard (song starts at 2:25)
When I first heard the board mix my thought was, ?Well, maybe she was dancing or something.? But watching the video, it?s clear Beyonce is just walking around in a tight spandex bodysuit. That only takes so much out of you. To be fair, the acoustics at Rockefeller Center are probably atrocious. The way the buildings are laid out with long, narrow corridors cannot help things. And that explains why nearly everyone would want to lip synch to a track. But what we?re listening to is just Beyonce?s voice, straight from the mic to the board. The acoustics don?t explain the warbling, the lack of pitch, the ? everything. It?s just shocking. I?m thinking PART of it must be that she didn?t think anyone would ever hear the recording and wasn?t trying. All that aside? it?s really mind-boggling.
Here?s Beyonce with Jay-Z in New York this weekend. Images thanks to INF.
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| | Beyonce Knowles Would Love To Be A Guitar Hero | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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Beyonce Knowles would love to follow in the footsteps of rock bands Aerosmith and Metallica by developing a Guitar Hero video game exclusively featuring her songs.The singer is a big fan of the popular music simulator and insists she is better at rocking out on Guitar Hero than on the actual instrument.And she would jump at the chance to create a Beyonce edition of the game for her fans.Asked about the possibility of creating her version, she replied: “Definitely. I would love to imagine people playing to my songs.”But the R&B star admits her experiences with karaoke video games are less impressive: “I’ve actually played some karaoke games with the old Destiny’s Child songs. It’s so funny, because I don’t get great scores. I’m like, ‘How is that possible?’”
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| | Beyonce Has a Weird Shape | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Here’s Beyonce filming a new music video. I don’t know what’s going on with her undergarments, but when I get dressed, I try to make sure my hips aren’t exploding in fleshy mounds. I’m pretty sure you could do a place setting for two on those suckers. Looking at them makes me want to get a stick and poke it. Then of course I’d beat her with it because Beyonce annoys the shit out of me.
Followed by a bunch of men looking for their lunch:
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| | Beyonce hallucinates compliments from Michelle Obama | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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What?s the conventional wisdom on Beyonce? I don?t really care for her in interviews, but I like her music. She?s sort of like a more talented version of Jessica Simpson, right? Self-absorbed, not all that bright, but basically harmless?
This little piece of news has me doubting the ?harmless? stuff. Beyonce announced to The Sun that First Lady Michelle Obama personally thanked her for being a role model to Sasha and Malia. Keep in mind - this did not come from an interview with Michelle Obama, so this is not some kind of semi-official message being sent by the President and the First Lady. Beyonce herself announced that she?s the Obama girls? role model. Ugh.
First Lady Michelle Obama has thanked singer Beyonce for being a role model for her daughters.
The R&B star, 27, said the US President?s wife ? mum to Malia, ten, and Sasha, seven ? approached her the day before she sang at one of the inauguration balls.
Stunned Beyonce revealed: ?She told me that she was very happy that her children had an artist like myself and ? I don?t even feel right saying this - she said she was happy they had me to look up to.?
[From The Sun]
Oh, Beyonce. ?I don?t even feel right saying this?? Then don?t say it. Because I?m not buying it. I have no doubt that the Obama girls probably listen to Beyonce?s music, they probably sing and dance and play around to music like all little girls (and some big girls) do. But the idea of Michelle ?thanking? Beyonce for being the girls? ?role model? is a bit too much.
My guess is a simple compliment from Michelle somehow got twisted in Beyonce?s diva mind. Michelle probably said something like, ?Thanks for singing at the inaugural ball. The girls love your music.? To which Beyonce responded, ?Of course I know all little girls want to be me because I?m Sasha FIERCE! At laaaa-sst….?
Here?s Beyonce at the Academy Awards on February 22nd. Images thanks to WENN.com.
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| | Beyonce Knowles Slipped a Nip at the Oscars | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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I’m a day late and a dollar short on this one, but it seems that Beyonce suffered a wardrobe malfunction onstage at the Oscars Sunday night. Put your face right next to the monitor and squint and you’ll see it. You might need to tilt the screen a little. Maybe lean way back. Then ask yourself if scouring the internet for celebrity nipples is where you saw yourself ten years ago and try to determine at what point your life became a meaningless void. At least that’s the way I did it.
Clenching in her hideous House of Dereon dress:
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| | Beyonce slipped a nipple at the Academy Awards | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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It’s true. She did. I was there, man. And, like, the government tried to cover it up and they held me hostage at Guantanamo Bay. The government, man. Total conspiracy.
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| | Beyonce's motel called, and they want their curtains back | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Seriously OMG WTF |
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I was debating to say Beyonce was wearing her Motel's curtains or bed spread, but the one I didn't debate is how ugly that dress is. BTW when did her butt get so big again?
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She’s no stranger to the pomp and circumstance of high-profile award shows, and this evening Beyonce Knowles was spotted arriving at the Academy Awards.
The “Bootylicious” babe showed off her sexy curves in a strapless black dress with gold accents as she walked past the mass of paparazzi on her way inside the Kodak Theatre.
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| | Beyonce Malibu Music Video Candids | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Newstoob |
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Beyonce is a talented singer, whether you care for the music or not. I personally do not, but that’s not going to stop me from admiring her beauty (read: body). Beyonce was in Malibu shooting a new music video that involves a beach, a guy, short shorts, and some cleavage! All of these add up to what could be a fantastic combination. Only changes I would make to Beyonce’s video would be: my room, just me, cleavage, and no clothes. Now that’s the winning combination and would make the best music video you’ve ever seen!
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| | Jay-Z and Beyonce Get Charitable with LeBron James | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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In town for the NBA All-Star festivities, Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles attended the Sprite Green Instrument Donation in Mesa, Arizona on Saturday (February 14).
Teaming up with Cleveland Cavaliers All-Star and good friend LeBron James for the good cause, the “99 Problems” hitmaker, in partnership with the new low-calorie Sprite Green soda, donated 150 new musical instruments and an unexpected $10,000 check to a local school during the event.
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