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| | Hugh Hefner: Lindsay Lohan who? | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Radar Online has a new interview with Hugh Hefner on the red carpet at a Playboy benefit for US troops he held on Saturday at his mansion. It’s pretty clear that 83 year-old Hef had a few Jack and cokes before the event because his eyes are half-closed and he’s slurring and kind of slow answering questions. Crystal Harris, his new number one girlfriend, had to repeat some things to him louder so he could figure out what the reporters were asking. At one point he was asked if he’s ever considered putting Lindsay Lohan in the magazine, something he was previously rumored to have offered the actress. He had to have her name repeated three times before he realized who she was, but after the lightbulb clicked on he said “sure” she could pose for Playboy:
RadarOnline.com spoke with Hefner, as well as his blonde twin bookends Karissa and Kristina Shannon, where he took a moment to ponder past and future playmates.
“Very special lady,” Hefner said, reflecting on his relationship wit cancer-battling Farrah Fawcett.
“She appeared in the magazine first in the 1970s and, I think, almost every decade since,” said Hefner.
When asked about potential new playmates, one troubled actress didn’t even register to the 83-year-old.
When asked if Lindsay Lohan could make the cut for Playboy, her name had to be repeated several times before Hefner even realized who she was!
Fear not, Lindsay. Once it dawned on him, Hefner seemed open to the idea.
[From Radaronline.com]
Poor Hef, he doesn’t look to be doing too well. The fact that he forgot Lohan’s name is more a reflection on his age and whatever he was on than Lindsay’s fading star. Lohan might not be too keen to take Hef up on his offer. Although it was rumored that she previously turned down a $700,000 offer to pose in the men’s magazine, Lohan’s mother Dina denied the offer was ever on the table. What’s more is that Lindsay has landed an actual role in a film, so she may want to concentrate on that for a while and not remind us that she’s usually willing to get naked for art’s sake.
Hugh Hefner is shown above with Crystal Harris, Kristina Shannon and Karissa Shannon on 5/16/09. Lindsay Lohan is shown below on 5/11/09. Credit: WENN.com
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| | Hugh Hefner is over Holly, really | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Hugh Hefner has refuted reports that he’s still pining for ex-lover Holly Madison. Hef insists he’s in love with that new girl he randomly picked, what’s her name, Crystal Harris. Oh and the Shannon Twins. The Playboy owner says he wouldn’t trade them for any past girlfriend.
Hefner told Us Weekly that he has “no idea where these crazy stories come from,” adding, “it was invented by someone to create publicity.”
At his age, I’d be happy with any 20-year-old in Playboy who’s willing to have sex with me. You hear that ladies? I won’t discriminate. I only ask that you be willing to sit with me in my rocking chair on my front porch and yell at the neighborhood kids to “get off my lawn” with me.
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| | Hugh Hefner buys Crystal Harris puppy for 23rd BDay, doesn't want Holly back | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Hefner with newer, younger Crystal Harris
Yesterday the news came out that Hugh Hefner supposedly said in an interview to be published in the upcoming issue of LA Confidential Magazine that he missed his old girlfriend Holly Madison and wanted her back. He also semi-dissed his new relationship with now 23 year old co-ed Crystal Harris and said “How serious, and intimate? that works out to be, [with Crystal] well we?ll have to wait and see.” Hefner’s other two new girlfriends are semi-scary 19 year-old belly-baring bottle blonde twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon. The thought of him getting up to anything with those two is just too creepy to bear.
In a new statement to E! News, 83 year-old Hefner calls it “bizarre” that he would want Holly back. I’ve e-mailed LA Confidential to confirm that they have those quotes from Hefner because it’s hard to tell if Hefner is saying that he never gave that interview and that those quotes are made up. The first impression I have is that he’s trying to backtrack here. He says that he wouldn’t trade Crystal for anyone and that it was just her birthday and this news is upsetting to her. Look - he even bought her a puppy:
Hugh Hefner is not sitting in the Playboy Mansion pining away for former girlfriend Holly Madison.
Hef came to me today to clear up new reports that claim?he says, falsely?that he’s trying to win Madison back because she is the true love of his life. “The notion that I would want her back as a girlfriend is bizarre,” he said.
Holly is a good friend, but nothing more, he said.
Besides, he’s got his new girls in his life…
“I am now in one of the best relationships in memory with Crystal Harris and the twins,” he said. “I’m not going to screw it up with former girlfriends.”
Shortly after the 83-year-old Playboy mogul and The Girls Next Door (Holly, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt) broke up, he quickly began seeing Harris and 19-year-old sisters Karissa and Kristine Shannon.
“I would not trade Crystal Harris for anybody in the else in the world,” he swooned. “And then this thing comes out and today is Crystal’s birthday?It’s ridiculous.”
Hopefully, Hef’s birthday present made her feel better. “I got her a puppy,” he said. “It’s an English Spaniel. It’s absolutely wonderful. We’ve been trying to come up with a name for it.”
[From E! Online's Marc Malkin]
It’s possible he gave that interview weeks ago when he was actually pining for Holly and before things started to pick up with Harris. Maybe he had just met Harris and that’s why he wasn’t all gung-ho about the relationship yet. That’s cute that he bought her a puppy! I doubt she’ll have 1/2 the personality of any of Hef’s last three girlfriends but adding a cute pet into the mix can only help The Girls Next Door.
Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris are shown at Aubrey O’Day’s birthday party on 2/12/09. They’re also shown with the twins on 3/21/09. Credit: WENN.com
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| | Hef wants Holly back | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Holly Madison left Hugh Hefner months ago to hook up with her then secret boyfriend / douchebag Criss Angel. She even quit her job at Playboy to move to LA to be close with him. They split soon after. Now that she’s bordering on irrelevancy, who cares what she does? Answer: Hugh Hefener does.
In the debut issue of Niche Magzine’s Los Angeles Confidential, Hugh says he’d take Holly back with open arms because she’s the “love of his life.” When pressed about his other recently acquired blondes, Hef said: “How serious, and intimate, and important that works out to be, well we’ll have to wait and see because it’s only a couple months old.”
There’s also something in there about finding Jesus Christ, but whatever. Hugh wants Holly back! And why wouldn’t he? Each new generation of Playboy centerfolds get dumber and dumber. These new girls can’t even tell the difference between a bedpan and dinner plate which pretty much takes all the fun out of eating.
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| | Hugh Hefner wants Holly Madison back | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Hugh and Holly on 8/28/08. Credit: WENN.com
Hugh Hefner’s new trio of barely-legal blondes must not be intellectually or emotionally stimulating enough for the geriatric bachelor. The 83 year old is still pining for lost love Holly Madison, who he called “The love of my life” in a recent interview:
It has been several months since Hugh Hefner and his former flame Holly Madison went their separate ways, but it seems the 83-year-old men?s magazine mogul still has super strong feelings for the 29-year-old pin-up. Hef told Jason Binn, editorial director of Niche Magazine?s Los Angeles Confidential, in his debut issue that he?d welcome Madison back with open arms because she is still the “love of his life.”
So where does that leave things with his new top squeeze Crystal Harris?
“How serious, and intimate, and important that works out to be, well we’ll have to wait and see because it’s only a couple months old,” Hef said in the upcoming issue, which hits the stands on May 1.
So even though Hef?s heart is still hoping for Holly, it doesn?t look like a reunion will happen any time soon.
“I loved my time at the mansion and think the world of Hef,” Madison told Tarts in response. “There comes a time in everyone’s life where they need to go their own way.”
And although Mr. Hefner still considers himself the ultimate playboy and has lived (and continues to live) a life beyond what most men could even dream about, he has two prominent regrets — his two marriages (the first to Mildred Williams in 1949 and then to Playmate Kimberly Conrad in 1989 — to whom he?s still married) and taking his empire public.
“I think the company would have been more closer to home if it had remained a private corporation,” Hef admitted.
[From Fox News]
Doesn’t it sound like Hef isn’t getting any from Crystal? He said “How serious, and intimate… that works out to be, [with Crystal] well we’ll have to wait and see.” She’s a 22 year-old San Diego State co-ed and in the only interview I’ve seen with her she came across as vapid and kind of dumb. I assumed she was the one keeping Hef company as the alternative, his two 19 year-old ex con twin “girlfriends”, conjure up all sorts of unsettling images when you let your mind go there. It looks like all of Hef’s arm candy is just for show this time around. No wonder he misses the girlfriend who stood by him for so long, but she’s moved on to other things. In an interview with In Touch last October after the split, Holly made it clear that she’ll never be with another man that much older and that she’s not going to reconcile with Hef. You can tell from her statement here that she wouldn’t consider it, either, as she said “There comes a time in everyone’s life where they need to go their own way.”
Hef saw Holly for the first time since their split at his birthday party earlier this month. She was cordial but mentioned that she was there for the sake of their reality show. It’s kind of sad for Hef that he’s still chasing super young tail at that age and missing the one that got away.
Hugh Hefner is shown below with his new girlfriends on 3/21/09. Holly Madison is shown at US Weekly’s Hot Hollywood party on 4/22/09. Credit: WENN.com
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| | Hugh Hefner calls it a night at 9PM | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Hugh Hefner celebrated his 83rd this weekend at the Palms in Vegas. Festivities included copious amounts of alcohol, gorgeous women and napping. Also, the faint smell of sex familiar to Hugh and his harem was replaced by the faint smell of Depends Ultra. Expect more pictures like this as Hugh inches closer to death.
[via TMZ]
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| | Hugh Hefner is getting too old for this | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Looks like all those years of forcing girls down on his wrinkly balls have taken a toll on Hugh Hefner. At a recent appearance at the Annual Kandyland Masquerade Ball at the Playboy Mansion on Saturday, guests said that while Hef was in a good mood, he looked sickly.
“He looked so old, like he had aged 10 years in the last month and was barely moving,” said an insider, adding that Hef?s new number one Crystal held his hand and assisted him as she “slowly shuffled” along while his other lovers (the 19-year-old Shannon twins) marched ahead of the bunny brigade and reveled in the limelight.
“I have some aches and pains and I have had lower back problems since the ’80s,” Hefner told Tarts last year. “Too much time in bed rustling around with friends.”
When Hef’s girls leave him again, the new casting call for Girls Next Door will have to ask for a buxom, adventurous blonde, 18 to 26 years of age, who knows how to change a colostomy bag. A romantic evening for Hef used to be a fancy dinner and a blue pill, now it’s whenever he doesn’t wet his diaper.
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| | Hugh Hefner's age is catching up with him | | Added 15 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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The fact that Hugh Hefner is still alive and kicking at 83 amazes me. Not because 83 is an unusually old age or anything, but because he?s lived quite the active life. I didn?t think you could have sex as much as Hef and live past your sixties. Though maybe that?s his secret. It?s constant exercise, if nothing else.
But according to insiders, Hef is looking the worse for wear lately. People are definitely starting to realize that he is an old man, and not just a committed swinger anymore. At a recent Playboy party he was seen shuffling around with the help of one of his girlfriends, and several sources say his recent romantic troubles haven?t helped things.
Hugh Hefner is still surrounded by bevies of busty beauties below the age of 25 ? but is age finally catching up to the men?s magazine mogul?
The 83-year-old made a brief appearance at the Annual Kandyland Masquerade Ball at the iconic Mansion on Saturday night, but we?re told by numerous Playboy party regulars that while he appeared in good spirits, Hefner looked far from his normally alert and healthy self.
“He looked so old, like he had aged 10 years in the last month and was barely moving,” said an insider, adding that Hef?s new number one Crystal held his hand and assisted him as she “slowly shuffled” along while his other lovers (the 19-year-old Shannon twins) marched ahead of the bunny brigade and reveled in the limelight.
“I have some aches and pains and I have had lower back problems since the ’80s,” Hefner told Tarts last year. “Too much time in bed rustling around with friends.” But are Hef?s health concerns a little more serious these days and has it got to do with the recent upheaval of the Girls Next Door?
“Things aren?t quite the same since Holly and the girls left,” added our insider. “Hef loves all the new ones, but I think the transition really took its toll.”
[From Fox News? Pop Tarts]
Of course Hef?s rep denied that anything was wrong, listing off his social commitments as though they were the equivalent of a doctor?s certification of good health.
“In the last three weeks, Hef has traveled to Italy to be a featured guest at the Sanremo Music Festival, attended the Playboy Jazz Festival press conference and hosted his usual weekend movie night events. He hasn?t missed a day of work or an hour of partying and he?s better and busier than ever. Party guests are misinformed.”
[From Fox News? Pop Tarts]
Hmmmm? maybe that?s WHY Hef is looking so bedraggled and tired? That?s a very busy schedule for an 83-year-old to keep. Even for a guy that hasn?t gotten out of his pajamas in the last forty years.
Age is an inevitability. Even Hef can?t go on forever. Normally you?d hope a person would take it easy at this point in their life so they could live the rest of it in comfort. But in Hefner?s case, the most fulfilling way to spend the last of his years will probably involve blonds, boobs, and bed.
Here?s Hefner and his four current girlfriends attending the Canzone Festival in Sanremo on February 21st. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.
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| | Hugh's new twins do body paint | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Hugh Hefner’s new twins, Karissa and Karina Shannon, painted their bodies with the jerseys of both Super Bowl teams. They’ve both claimed number 69, of course, because that joke never gets old.
Shouldn’t these photos elicit more than a subdued “meh” from me? True, the only thing separating their tits from the world is a thin layer of paint, but I was still more excited to find that Pop Tart under my bed.
In related news, guess who ate breakfast today?
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| | $4 mil not enough for Jennifer Aniston to get naked for Playboy | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Jennifer Aniston has turned down a $4 million offer to pose nude for Playboy. The National Enquirer claims Hugh Hefner’s rejected offer could have netted Aniston almost $10 million with rewards. Hugh has been gunning for Aniston to do a spread ever since he saw her on the cover of GQ.
If Hef is so desperate to see Aniston’s tits, he should look no further than to Google where he should type in the words, “Jennifer Aniston topless The Break-Up” in that little search box of theirs. Once he gets past the sites that had to take it down because of threatening letters from lawyers (yours truly) and ends up here (link NSFW), he’ll realize they’re nothing special. If he’s technologically challenged, another alternative is to stare at her erect nipples which Aniston so proudly displays every time she’s in a bikini.
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