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| | Coco poses in a leopard bikini for Ice T: ridiculous or redonkulous? | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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These are photos of CoCo (and Ice) in Miami over the weekend, and my first thought was ?Oh, she owns a bikini with slightly more coverage than dental floss.? Impressive. I would imagine that it?s difficult to find bikini with any kind of coverage considering her odd body shape - it?s like the thickest hourglass ever, and her waist is definitely slim, but overall, she?s just so compact and short? how do you even dress this figure? I have an extraordinarily large bust, but the rest of me fits into normal clothes.
I kind of have to give Ice T?s wife CoCo some credit. I would never be able to wander around a beach, posing in the surf with my cellulite glistening in the sunlight like Coco. So that?s why I have to give her some credit - she?s wearing a bikini with more coverage so it?s not flat-out indecent, and she?s really, really proud of her body. Her confidence makes her appealing. And obviously, Ice adores his wife and her body. As I?ve mentioned before, I watched several episodes of Ice Loves Coco, and I ended up really liking their relationship. They?re really sweet together and they have a surprisingly strong marriage.
So, in the end? she?s not quite Kelly Brook and her hourglass figure extravaganza, but I?m still glad that CoCo exists. She gives me joy.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
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| | Coco Is in a Bikini | | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Here’s Ice-T’s wife CoCo posing at Miami beach over the weekend showing off her ridiculous proportions. If you had a caricature done of her, the picture would look exactly like these. How does this girl even use standard size toilets? I bet she has a custom made one at home. One of those talking toilets. And every time she sits down, it whimpers.
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| | CoCo's Booty Doesn't Disappoint | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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CoCo is no stranger to revealing clothing, she wears some of the tiniest outfits in her everyday life, so I was really looking forward to seeing her in this year’s Halloween costume. I’ve got to say, I’m not disappointed. Obviously I have no idea what the hell she’s supposed to be, some sort of bear
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| | Coco wins the Halloween prize for 'Most Gravity-Defying Costume' | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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As I said yesterday, in the Kim Kardashian versus AnnaLynne McCord post, I enjoy seeing the time and effort some celebrities put into their Halloween costumes. CB is going to be covering Heidi Klum?s well-thought-out and expensive-looking costume momentarily, and I believe Klum is probably the gold-standard of non-Slut-o-ween costumes. And here we have the gold standard of regular Slutoween costumes: Coco. I?m not even looking at Ice-T?s Hannibal Lector outfit. Just look at Coco.
I bet that CoCo didn?t even have to buy anything extra for her costume. I bet she had everything already in her closet, right? The fishnets, the corseted bustier thing that defies the laws of gravity. Seriously, how is that staying up? Maybe she bought the devil helmet, which is my favorite part of the ensemble. That thing is seriously cute.
Anyway, Ice and CoCo dressed up and partied at LAX Club in Vegas. According to The Mail, ?As they arrived at the red carpet event, Ice could barely keep his hands off of his wife of 10 years and CoCo lapped up the attention as she pouted and purred in every conceivable pose. But inside the performer took the mic and brought some old school rap to the packed club.? He rapped in his Hannibal mask? Awesome.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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| | CoCo And Her Insane Cleavage | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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It looks to me like we’ve got ourselves a good old fashioned cleavage-off. I’m pretty sure that’s a thing. First we had some sweet, perky little Nicole Scherzinger cleavage all tanned and sexy, then some classic plump and lovely Carmen Electra cleavage and now we’ve got these shots of some insanely large CoCo cleavage falling
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| | Nicole 'CoCo' Austin Bikini Pictures | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I wouldn’t say that Nicole CoCo Austin is really a classic beauty, but there’s something about her that peeks my curiosity. I’m not really sure what it is, it might be that she’s married to that guy from Law & Order SVU, or that she’s got one of the biggest booties known to man. Here
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| | Coco hangs out in Miami Beach in a skimpy bikini: gross or cute? | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Here are some new photos of CoCo (Nicole Austin), the wife of Ice-T, sunning herself in Miami Beach yesterday. You wouldn?t believe how many photos I had to examine just to make sure Coco?s nipples weren?t going to assaulting this page. She?s basically wearing a couple of strings, and as you can imagine, she was popping out all over the place. We?ve seen Kelly Brook in a bikini, the pinnacle of the hourglass figure, just days ago, so I thought it would nice to see ?the dark side? of the hourglass: Coco.
I feel like she?s solid - everything about her looks sturdy and thick to me. The majority of her weight, I would imagine, is all T&A. The ?t? is fake, of course, but CoCo always claims the ass is real. She told Playboy last year, ?My butt of course is a hundred percent au natural. We’ll do tests; Ice will let women touch my butt, feel it, grab it, whatever they want to do, to prove that there’s nothing in there. I’ve always had a big butt ever since I was young. But now I guess that’s in style now.? Of course, in 2009, she also claimed she weighed 135 pounds? and she?s pretty much the same size now, so? right.
By the way, I have to admit: I?ve watched more than one episode of Ice Loves Coco. I?m not saying that I actively try to watch it on a regular basis, but if nothing else is on, I?ll totally put it on and enjoy it. I feel weird for admitting this, but? isn?t CoCo and Ice-T?s marriage surprisingly deep? They talk about real things, they spend a lot of time together, they listen to each other, they support each other?s careers, and they seem so? solid. I kind of love them together. I watched some of this past week?s episode where Ice was hanging out with her family, and I was so charmed by how involved he was. Ice and CoCo have been together 11 years, so they’re doing something right.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
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| | CoCo's Cleavage Is Actually Respectable | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I’m a little confused by these pictures, this is CoCo right? Ice-T’s wife? The chick who normally dresses like she’s the headliner at your neighborhood strip club and who just recently posted pictures of herself balancing a beer can on her giant thonged booty on Twitter? I don’t recognize her. I think it’s the fact
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| | Ice T's trashy T&A wife, Coco, got a reality show on E! | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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You may know Ice T’s girlfriend, Coco, from the many photos of her huge ass and boobs that she’s posted on Twitter. I’m not exaggerating at all, she has “titty Tuesday” and “thong Thursday” where we get to see her assets that silicone built. She admits to breast implants, but claims her butt is real. Early photos of her prove otherwise.
TMZ has the news that CoCo is getting a reality show, from the same network that regularly rewards D-list sex tape stars with reality shows, E!
Coco has no problem revealing several intimate details (and body parts) on her Twitter feed — now TMZ has learned she’ll be doing that every week … on her new reality show.
According to our sources, CoCo will be starring in a new show for E! — the same network that airs “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” Hmmm, we’re sensing a theme here …
We’re told the show has begun shooting in NYC — it will focus on her crazy life and will feature her hubby, rapper/actor Ice-T.
[From TMZ]
Of course she did. Because all you have to do to be famous is get extreme plastic surgery, have no sense of shame, and post photos of yourself on Twitter. It doesn’t hurt that she’s married to Ice T.
E! needs programming and people must be watching these shows. I sat through a whole episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York recently. Prior to that I’d never seen an entire episode of any show involving the Kardashians. It was actually mildly interesting. Kourteney, Kim and Scott were incredibly annoying, but the show had a story arc and everything thanks to how obviously scripted it was. I blame Ryan Seacrest for foisting so many reality stars on the public using this same formula. I hope Kim Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson realize that this is their competition - trashy plastic surgery victims who look like cartoons and are unapologetic about it, (but still lie about what they’ve had done, natch) not women who sign off on releasing their own sex tapes and then try and act like they’re mortified by them.
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| | CoCo In Her Itsy Bitsy Bikini | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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CoCo really doesn’t have a problem showing off her massive curves does she? And I love her for it. Here she is modeling a shiny bikini from her new bikini line. So basically she’s designing bikinis that don’t fit, that are way too small for anyone with big boobs and big asses, is that right?….
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