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| | Tito Ortiz Arrested on Suspicion of DUI After Crashing Porsche | | Added 10 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Early Monday morning at around 4:00 am, Tito Ortiz lost control of his 2012 Porsche Panamera and crashed into the concrete center median on the 405N. Ortiz and the two passengers in the car were not injured and the car was moderately damaged.
Ortiz was taken in on suspicion of DUI. Said the CHP, “He was transported to LAPD-77th Division for medical clearance and chemical testing and was booked without incident.”
This seems slightly out of character for him. According to a Reddit AMA by a taxi driver a few days ago, Tito isn’t averse to taking a cab. In fact, it sounds like he prefers it. That way he can bang a chick for an entire hour. It’s the first time in Tito’s career he’s ever impressed me. Just read this.
The first two questions everybody always asks are if I’ve ever driven any celebrities and if anyone ever had sex in the backseat. The answer to both questions is yes so I’ll start with a story that encompasses both.
I don’t really follow MMA fighting but even I recognized Tito Ortiz when he got in my cab. Mostly because I knew he lived in Huntington Beach and he had a rep among the cabbies as being a really good tipper. He got in with a totally gorgeous blonde in a skimpy white dress and giant fake tits. They were going to a hotel in Hollywood. A cab ride from HB to Hollywood is an incredible fare, it’s about an hour and a half in traffic and meters over a hundred bucks. The money alone was enough to make me excited about the fare. Then before I even got on the freeway they started fucking.
Being a cab driver is a weird job because you are surrounded by people all day but you are completely alone. Nobody, not even the nice fares, treat you like a human being. At worst you get treated like a servant, at best just ignored. It always amazed me how many people felt no shame having the most intimate personal conversations or doing the most intimate things in the backseat. You know that scene in Taxi Driver where he says every night you gotta clean the cum off the backseat and sometimes the blood? Totally accurate, even in Orange County. Sometimes people asked if it was ok to have sex, sometimes they just did it, sometimes I charged them extra, sometimes I didn’t bother. Tito Ortiz was nice and polite when he got in and told me the destination, but he didn’t ask if he could fuck. Either he knew he didn’t have to, or he just didn’t want to waste any more time talking.
They started making out right away, the fake-titted blonde’s dress came off in less than a mile, and then Tito started going to work as I drove north on Beach Blvd. Fake titty blondes aren’t even my type but this woman was beautiful and I imagine I would have busted in about 5 seconds if I had been the one in the backseat. But by the time we got on the 405 he was still going. Then the 605 and he was still going. Then we got on the 5 and he was STILL fucking. I’d never seen stamina like this before.
The 5, then the 101, then we got off on Sunset and they NEVER stopped. We started getting closer to the hotel and I thought they were going to fuck right up to the valet stand. About a block away and after 90 minutes straight of fucking, I finally told them we were almost there. He didn’t even finish, he just pulled out and they put their clothes back on. I pulled up front and he said “thanks” and handed me 300 bucks and got out.
I didn’t even have to clean up any cum out of the backseat. Tito Ortiz is awesome.
Tito is going to get the sweetest eulogy at his funeral. “Tito Ortiz was a stand-up guy. I didn’t even have to clean his cum out of my backseat.” In fact, he should put that on his gravestone.
The post Tito Ortiz Arrested on Suspicion of DUI After Crashing Porsche appeared first on The Blemish.
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| | Tito Ortiz Releases CCTV Footage From Inside His Home | | Added 10 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson are going through a nasty breakup. This despite Tito already bouncing around town with new, much hotter girlfriend, Amber Nichole Miller. Now, Tito has released CCTV footage from within his shared home with Jenna which was foreclosed on earlier this year. Possibly to help him in his custody case. As if being the sane one isn’t helpful enough.
The video shows Jenna drinking wine straight from the bottle while her kids crawl around everywhere and shows Jenna finding the camera and destroying it with a hammer. Your normal pornstar-turned-housewife-turned-addict behavior. She probably justdidn’t want Tito to get a free show.
The post Tito Ortiz Releases CCTV Footage From Inside His Home appeared first on The Blemish.
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| | Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz Were at the Pool | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Tito Ortiz hit up his Miami hotel pool with his wife Jenna Jameson for some much needed r&r after being kneed into oblivion by Rashad Evans during his fight almost two weeks ago.
There’s nothing more satisfying after losing a fight than body slamming your girlfriend into the pool.
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| | Tito Ortiz is Naked: the Wiener Picture | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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With all the naked “Not Blake Lively” we’ve had here lately, I thought it was time for a little change of pace. Something along the lines of this full-frontal naked photo of MMA fighter Tito Ortiz to cleanse our collective palate, if you will. TMZ says:
The photo surfaced [last night] — when it was uploaded to Tito’s personal photo-sharing website, which is connected through his Twitter page.
The photo appears to be a naked self-portrait shot with a cell phone.
Tito tweeted [shortly thereafter], “Someone hacked my fucking phone.”
Note to guys everywhere: if you’re gonna take a picture of your wiener — impressive though it may be — you don’t want to do it with a huge shit-eating grin on your face. It gives the same aesthetic effect of a retard who pulled down his pants on the bus because somebody told him to, but wasn’t quite in on the joke. You want to think more along with lines of Senior Portrait Pensive, or maybe a nice Blue Steel. Something that says, “I’m serious about my wiener, and you can be, too.”
Wife Jenna Jameson at Scott Disick’s birthday party last week:
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| | Jenna Jameson says she quit porn for her twin boys | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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W Magazine has a brief interview with Jenna Jameson, widely considered the most successful porn star in the world. Jameson hasn’t done any adult films for about six years, and she explained to W that she stopped doing porn when she decided to have children. Jenna, 36, (according to Wikipedia. The W article has her age at 37) has twin 20 month-old boys with her partner, ultimate fighter Tito Ortiz. Here’s what she told W:
?I really don?t think I need to say, ?Mommy was a porn star,?? Jenna Jameson says of explaining her former profession to Jesse and Journey, her twin boys with Ultimate Fighting Championship star Tito Ortiz. ?I feel like they?re going to know me and think, Mommy loved us so much that she quit everything and made us her job. And that?s what I did. The moment I decided to have children, I quit. I won?t even do a Maxim cover,? says the 37-year-old, who was surprised to find herself a natural at breast-feeding, despite four implant operations?the last to have them removed. (?I thought: I?m getting rid of these things. I don?t need them anymore.?) Raised in Las Vegas, the daughter of a showgirl and a cop, Jameson sold her $30 million porn empire to Playboy in 2006 and now lives with Ortiz in Huntington Beach, California. ?It?s a really beautiful family community. And here I?m not ?Jenna Jameson?; I?m just one of the moms who walk a double stroller every day,? she says, noting that, after a career spent standing out, she wants nothing more than to blend in. ?I?m a normal girl with all the same worries and insecurities. I just happen to have done porn.?
[From W Magazine]
Jenna was on Oprah last year, and she made a lot of pronouncements about how she mostly made porn films with her then-husband, Jay Grdina, and how it was a misconception that she had “thousands or partners” and was “a slut” (her words). It just seemed like she was in denial about her past, which makes sense if she’s going to have to explain to her boys someday. She should come up with a good way to tell them about it so that they’re prepared when it comes up. They don’t need to know all the details but it shouldn’t come as a total shock to them either. All this stuff about how she gave it up and became a stay at home mom is wonderful and she is a rare success story, for what that means.
Jenna and Tito had a domestic dispute earlier this year, but seem to have since patched things up.
Header image from W Magazine. Jenna is shown at the Jackass 3D premiere below on 10/13/10. She’s wearing tights as pants here. I don’t see why she’s not doing Maxim. Credit: Juan Rico/Fame Pictures
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| | Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz reunite with beach photo op | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Jenna Jameson and her boyfriend, Tito Ortiz, have made a very public show of affection with some (probably) staged photos at the beach with their 13 month old twins, sons Jesse and Journey. The last we heard from Jenna, she was telling US Weekly her side of the April 26 domestic abuse incident in which Tito was arrested (and still potentially faces charges) and she was left with bruises on her arm and a sling. According to Jenna, Tito pushed her aside into a tub in the bathroom after a heated argument in which he accused her of taking the drug Oxycontin. She said he’d never hit her before but may have “an anger problem.” Jenna took a drug test a day afterwards and passed, with negative results for all tested substances, including Oxycontin.
Anyway Tito and Jenna looked very much together at the beach yesterday and like they’re working on their relationship. They were photographed kissing at lunch as well. Jenna even tweeted that she “will fight to the end for tito…/he is my man!” and that “tit [sic] and I are working on our love, and it’s working..”
As I wrote on Friday, it’s hard to know if Tito abused Jenna or not, or if there was a pattern of abuse in their relationship, which she denies. It still makes me sad to see these two play out their issues in public, even their reconciliation. I wish them the best and hope that there wasn’t any abuse going on and there never will be.
Jenna & Tito on May 8, 2010 in California. Credit: INFphoto.com.
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| | Time Heals All (Non-Existant) Wounds | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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I remember Jenna Jameson accusing husband Tito Ortiz of beating her like it was yesterday. But really, it was more like two weeks ago. A lot can happen in two weeks. Like the entire lifespan of a Monarch butterfly, for example. The Dow Jones Industrial Average could rise and fall 1,000 points. Your sour cream could expire. My point is, two weeks is practically an eternity. I just hope the Domestic Relations Courts see it that way when they realize he’s violating the restraining order she took out against him.
One the beach in L.A. with their twins (15 more pics after the jump):
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
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| | Jenna Jameson tests negative for drugs, was she a domestic violence victim? | | Added 14 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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After an alleged domestic violence incident at the home of former porn queen Jenna Jameson and UFC fighter Tito Ortiz on Monday, Tito held a tearful press conference in which he claimed that Jenna was addicted to the prescription painkiller Oxycontin. According to Tito, he found pills in Jenna’s pocket and then she somehow freaked out and fell, causing the injuries that prompted her to call 911. Jenna countered that she was not taking painkillers and said that Tito had thrown her into a bathtub, tearing ligaments in her arm. She claimed that she plans to press charges against him.
Jenna has been able to show that she’s not addicted to Oxycontin as Tito accuses, and has passed a drug test taken just one day after the incident. TMZ reports that she tested clean for all drugs, including cocaine, marijuana, and Oxycodone/Oxycontin. From what I can find online, Oxycontin stays in your system and is detectable by a drug test from between 1-5 days. It depends on each person’s metabolism and on how much they take, but if Jenna took the test just a day later she seems to be telling the truth that she’s not on anything.
Even if Jenna was on painkillers, it doesn’t explain how she sustained her injuries. Fellow porn star Joslyn James, who most recently made headlines for releasing her dirty text messages from serial womanizer Tiger Woods, claims to have personally witnessed Tito beating up Jenna on “three separate occasions.” This points to a pattern of domestic violence in their relationship. Whether James is telling the truth or not or just trying to earn headlines again remains to be seen. She sounds believable to me, but it’s hard to tell:
Tiger Woods’ porn-star paramour joined the war of words between XXX queen Jenna Jameson and her boyfriend Tuesday, saying she’s seen him abuse the skin-flick star.
Joslyn James, 32, said she witnessed Ultimate Fighter Tito Ortiz roughing up his gal pal, contradicting Jameson’s claim that Monday was the first time.
“I saw three separate situations myself,” James, a friend of Jameson’s, told the Daily News. “They would be partying, and she wouldn’t do anything in particular to set him off.”
James - who claims she had a long-term relationship with Woods - spoke a day after cops arrested Ortiz on suspicion of abusing Jameson at their Huntington Beach, Calif., home.
Jameson, 36, claimed the father of her 13-month-old twin boys pushed her into a bathtub, tearing ligaments in her arm, after she assaulted his ego.
Ortiz, 35, denied abusing Jameson, saying she falsely accused him after he confronted her about her Oxycontin addiction.
“We have witnesses and evidence,” said Ortiz’s lawyer Chip Matthew. “She underwent private rehab at home, and family and friends participated.”
Matthews said Ortiz found two pills in Jameson’s pants pocket and said “I’m out of here” when she responded with an excuse.
“He meant he needed a day or two without talking, but she went ballistic,” the lawyer said.
[From The NY Daily News]
Jenna was on Oprah a few months ago and she seemed very vulnerable to me. Jenna says the right things and comes across as intelligent and self aware but there’s something troubled and kind of delusional about her. I read her book when it came out and she tried to portray herself as this empowered sex star. She was arguably the first very successful and well known porn actress, but she seems to have paid the price for that. It’s just sad to hear that she might be getting abused at home, and I hope if that’s the case that she’s able to get out soon. Jenna and Tito have twin one year-old boys together, so they’ll be a part of each other’s lives for a long time even if they’re able to make a clean break.
Jenna and Tito are shown on 2/7/10 and 11/21/09. Credit: WENN.com
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| | Jenna Jameson Might Not Be Telling the Truth | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Even though Jenna Jameson claims that she has two torn ligaments after boyfriend Tito Ortiz’ alleged abuse yesterday, she still wants to get back together with him and live happily ever after in the house that methamphetamines built. Radar Online says
She said, “All I know is I’m in love with Tito and I hope to work it out. I’m devastated. I miss Tito.
I think couples therapy is highly imperative in this case. He hasn’t apologized yet because he’s not allowed to contact me, but I know he’s willing to work on it. He’s dealing with a lot right now, but he needs to learn to deal with it in a different way.”
But her story has started to unravel like a stripper’s g-string after a yeast infection — first, she told photographers that he didn’t beat her (video here), but a few hours later she decided he did, in fact, beat her (video here). According to TMZ
When we first saw Jenna last night — around 8 PM — she adamantly stated that Tito did not lay a hand on her.
But a few hours later — around 10 PM — the story had changed, and Jenna repeatedly referred to Tito as a “wife beater.”
So what happened in the time span between her stories? Well, one minor thing — around 9:30 PM — Tito held a press conference in which he insinuated that Jenna’s injuries were the result of her alleged addiction to OxyContin
When confronted with the discrepancies between her two stories, Jenna reportedly yelled, “Yeah? Well, it takes one to know one, cocksucker!” before she flashed her tits and started crying hysterically, then side-stepped into a parked car and vomited on its hood. No, wait… actually, that might have been me. Once the arresting officer gives his official statement I’ll get back to you ASAP.
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| | Tito Ortiz Arrested For Domestic Violence Against Jenna Jameson | | Added 14 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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TMZ is reporting that UFC fighter Tito Ortiz was arrested Monday by Huntington Beach police: TMZ has learned Tito Ortiz was just arrested for felony domestic violence at the home he shares with Jenna Jameson.
We’re told when cops arrived at the couple’s home in Huntington Beach, CA, Jenna Jameson had “visible injuries.” We’re told someone called 911 today at 9:53 AM and reported a “disturbance.” Tito is currently in custody and on his way to a Huntington Beach jail in Orange County, CA. Tito and Jenna are not married — but they have twin boys.
Update I - TMZ caught up with Jameson as she left the residence. Update II - UFC president Dana White spoke with TMZ:White says, “We’re gonna be fair, but we could cut him.”
White wants to wait until the police reports are in, but the UFC can take action even before the legal process runs its course. “Other than going on a killing spree, being accused of domestic violence is the worst thing you can have going for you,” White says.
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