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| | Jessica Biel Farts Air Freshner | | Added 11 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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In a new PSA about the water crisis in which millions of families live without access to clean water, three new stars have showed theirsolidaritywith Matt Damon’s toilet strike for his Water.org campaign.
Jessica Biel, Jason Bateman and Josh Gad have all vowed, like Damon, to not use the toilet until everyone in the world has access to clean water and sanitation.
Josh Gad hasn’t gone for days and he feels great.
Jason Bateman is a little confused about the strike. He’s not sure whether he’s not supposed to go at all or just not in the toilet. He’s been using the kitchen sink.
Jessica Biel has had the easiest time. Mostly because she has “never gone to the bathroom in my entire life.” Also, one time she thought she farted but it came out as air freshener. “It smells like music. Does that make sense?”
This could explain why everyone was sniffing her chair after she left and following her around with a jar labeled “Essence of Biel.” Looks like I’m not the only one anymore. High five!
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| | Jessica Biel covers Elle: 'I?ve never been crazy about all-white wedding dresses' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Jessica Biel covers the January issue of Elle Magazine, and the pictorial is? odd. I can remember when Vogue Magazine would take some lesser-known celebrity women to Paris for Fashion Week and they would pose her in pieces from the new collections, often with some of the hottest designers. It feels like that?s what Elle tried to do with Biel, only it?s Jessica Biel, and it?s not Vogue, and? it just comes across as kind of budget and sad and try-hard. I?m including some of the shots of Biel posed with Giambattista Valli (who made her wedding gown) and Christian Louboutin. Do you think they were disappointed that it was only Jessica Biel? You can see the Elle slideshow here, and here are some highlights from her interview:
On choosing her wedding dress: ?I wanted the dress to be very romantic and feminine and a shape that I very rarely wear. I have never been crazy about all-white wedding dresses, for me at least. [Giambattista Valli] had created that same fabric in a fuschia-and-pink combination for a dress in a previous collection, and I asked him if he could create that same pattern in a white combination, and he suggested pink. It was a bit of a leap of faith at the time, but it turned out better than I could have ever imagined. [Putting it on], I felt like I had made the right choice. I felt elegant. And it moved like a dream.?
Honeymooning in Tanzania: ?Honeymooning is the best thing about being a newlywed. I wish I could honeymoon forever.?
Biel?s thoughts on marriage: ?It means always having someone there to open the pickle jar?to share the ups and downs with, have adventures with. Someone to go swimming naked with. That kind of thing.?
On Justin Timberlake?s domestic side: ?He bakes pies. He?s Southern, so he?s got all this influence from his grandma. He does a three-layer pie?and blueberry crunch cake, which is pretty unbelievable. It doesn?t happen all that often, thank God. Otherwise, it would be a big problem.?
On plans for the future: ?My goal now is to work with great directors. Small role, big role, medium-size role?it doesn’t matter. I just want to work with someone who’s going to push me to a scary, exciting place that I’ve never been before.”
[From Elle]
?I have never been crazy about all-white wedding dresses?? It?s weird because she wears a lot of white on red carpets. She loves an all-white dress when she?s on a carpet, but suddenly when she?s getting married, Jessica Biel is all about being avant-garde and high-fashion? Sure.
?My goal now is to work with great directors?? Good luck with that. Seriously. Good luck. Because she is not a very good actress at all, and I have to wonder if she shouldn?t just go ahead and start popping out babies (because she really doesn?t have anything else on her plate).
Photos courtesy of Elle Magazine, photos feature Giambattista Valli and Christian Louboutin.
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| | Jessica Biel Happy to Have Someone to Swim Naked With | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Jessica Biel tells the January 2013 issue of Elle that she loves being married because it means she always has someone there to “open the pickle jar, to share the ups and downs with, have adventures with, someone to go swimming naked with.” Wait a minute now. Does this mean if I get married, I get to swim naked with Jessica Biel? Or do I have to be married to Jessica Biel?Biel went on to say that Justin Timberlake is the main cook in the house.”He bakes pies. He’s Southern, so he’s got all this influence from his grandma,” Biel says. “He does a three-layer pie and blueberry crunch cake, which is pretty unbelievable. It doesn’t happen all that often, thank God. Otherwise, it would be a big problem.”To be clear, Justin likes to sing ballads, swim naked and bake pies. You’re right, he is the perfect wife.
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| | Jessica Biel's Sexy Sideboob Cleavage | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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Now that she’s married, it seems like Jessica Biel is on a cross-country tour to show the rest of us what we’re missing out on. Here she is showing off some cleavage in New York for the premiere of her new movie Playing For Keeps, and even a little sideboob for the paparazzi smart enough
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| | Jessica Biel in Versace at the 'Playing for Keeps' premiere: lovely or unflattering' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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When I first glanced through these photos of the NYC premiere of Playing for Keeps ? that awful-looking Gerard Butler/Jessica Biel rom-com ? I really disliked Jessica Biel?s everything. But upon closer examination? I?m not a total hater. Jessica is doing something to those tragic bangs for SOME of her red carpets, and while I?m not in love with this current hairstyle, it?s a vast improvement from the shaggy dog crap she?s been sporting off the carpet. You can actually see her face, and? yes, she does have a beautiful face. The girl?s personality is like oatmeal, but the face and body are gorge. As for the body? she?s wearing Versace. Again, I?m not in love with it, but it?s a great color for her and it?s not offensive. I think it would be better without the belt? Or is that hideous thing built into the dress?
Uma Thurman looks gorgeous. I love a woman in a well-cut pantsuit.
Oh, hello Rodrigo Santoro. I see you, baby. Shaking that ass. Mama like.
Gerard Butler is so gross. I?m actually starting to get embarrassed about my old crush on him. That being said? this is probably the best he?s looked in a while. The hair looks good, the face isn?t bloated and his weight isn?t yo-yoing anymore.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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| | Jessica Biel's "Playing for Keeps" Premiere | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Stepping out for a night at the movies, Jessica Biel attended The Cinema Society premiere of her new film "Playing for Keeps" on Monday (December 5) in New York City.
The 30-year-old star looked breathtaking in a floor-length asymmetrical silver gown with a gold-and-black belt, as she greeted fans and made her way into the Lincoln Square Theater.
Also starring Gerard Butler, Uma Thurman, and Catherine Zeta Jones, the film follows a former sports star who begins coaching his son's soccer team in order to get his life back together.
"Playing for Keeps" opens nationwide on Friday, December 7.
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| | Jessica Biel Talks Decapitated Dolls on "Conan" | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Exuding that newlywed glow, Jessica Biel stopped by "Conan" to talk about her new movie "Playing for Keeps" on Wednesday (November 29).
The "7th Heaven" star looked radiant in red in a short sleeveless dress while she laughed with the hilarious host. During the chat, the 30-year-old actress talked about movies and her tomboy youth.
After Conan reveals that "Goonies" was shot in the same theater where he tapes, she exclaims, "That is one of my absolute favorite movies. I grew up with that movie and movies like 'Stand by Me,' 'E.T.,' basically just all the cool boy adventure movies."
Admitting she did have dolls, Jessica says, "I had Barbies for a minute, but they didn't really stick around very long. I ended up mutilating them - pulling their heads off, cutting off all their hair, dying them with markers and sticking them on the Christmas tree lights. And they'd like up like these demonic heads."
After the show, she tweeted, "Of all the red headed 6'4" Irishmen that I know, @conanobrien is definitely my favorite. Happy to be on tonight." Watch the interview below.
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| | Jessica Biel's Sweet Boobage | | Added 12 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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OK, now this is more like it: Jessica Biel was showing off some nice boobage at the Hitchcock premiere. You guys know I’m a fan of sideboob. I just don’t understand why the paparazzi even bothered taking pictures of Jessica head on. I’m no photographer or anything, but I think it’s pretty obvious what her
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| | Jessica Biel Dazzles at Beverly Hills "Hitchcock" Premiere | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Walking the red carpet with the film's main character conspicuously absent, the stars of "Hitchcock" gathered for a grand west coast premiere in Beverly Hills on Tuesday (November 20).
Though Anthony Hopkins - who plays the legendary filmmaker - was nowhere to be found, Jessica Biel certainly satisfied those on hand as she showed off her gorgeous self while working the Samuel Goldwyn Theater arrivals area in a glam black frock.
Also on hand to support the Sacha Gervasi film were Helen Mirren, Toni Collette and Jamie Lee Curtis, who wowed in white while tending to media duties alongside her supportive sister, Kelly Lee.
Also starring Scarlett Johansson, Kurtwood Smith and Tara Summers, the upcoming biopic follows the love story of Alfred Hitchcock and his wife Alma Reville during the filming of "Psycho" in 1959.
The PG-13 motion picture is set for a limited theatrical release this Friday, November 23rd.
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| | Jessica Biel: 'It's been very hard for me to have any sort of privacy in life' | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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These are some new photos of Jessica Biel yesterday, outside of the Ed Sullivan Theater. She made an appearance on David Letterman?s show, of course. I don?t really care enough to find the video of Biel?s interview, but I feel comfortable in saying that she was bland, as always. She talked about her wedding and her pre-wedding Swiss spa visit, and I guess she was trying to be scandalous by telling a story, but really she just seems like a bland girl telling a not-at-all-controversial story. The story? She went to a sauna, and she says:
?We’re in the spa, in the sauna and in walked two husky Austrian men?OK, I thought this is a little unusual but we’re in Europe?I didn’t really know what the protocol was. They drop their towels — they are butt naked! Older, husky men — they were naked and I’m in the middle of them!” she said. “I look over and I realize, yes it is confirmed, there are balls on wood! Not just naked, but balls on wood Dave! I was so stunned ? I just laid there sandwiched in between these guys?We found out later this is very normal.”
[Via Radar]
Yes. Of course it?s ?normal?. It?s normal to get naked in American saunas too, although I think most saunas in America are separated by gender ? the girls get naked in one, the boys in another. But I?m sure there are probably some unisex saunas in the US and around the world. Why is she acting like it?s some big deal?
Meanwhile, Jessica continues to promote her small little role in Hitchcock by giving interview after interview. And what?s hilarious is how she keeps on talking about how ?private? she and Justin Timberlake are. Because that People Magazine cover never happened, I guess. Biel told Letterman that they planned their wedding like a ?covert CIA? mission or something. And then this work of genius:
Actress Vera Miles refused to meet with Jessica Biel as the newlywed researched new film Hitchcock because the veteran wanted no part of the movie. Biel reveals she had to turn to the Psycho star’s grandson for information as she prepared to play Miles in the biopic.
The actress says, “Vera Miles wasn’t interested… Vera is alive and did not want to speak to me because she doesn’t have a public life and is not interested in a public life. I don’t think that was an insult to me but her grandson was available and so I picked his brain for hours. He’s married and was very nice and (a) very respectful guy, and he was very unsure about me at first. He is very protecting of his grandmother, but he was the best historian on her career and who she was at the time of Psycho.?
“Her life is exactly what she wanted. I feel it’s very challenging to have a private life. It’s been very hard for me to have any sort of privacy in life. I get that it’s a balance you have to try and create but it’s very hard.”
[From Contact Music]
Obviously, most people are like ?Oh, she wants privacy now? After she and Justin sold their wedding to People Mag?? But I?d also like to point out that Jessica is still ?selling? their wedding and everything about it while she promotes Hitchcock. It?s ALL she has to talk about. It?s like she?s promoting being ?Mrs. Timberlake? more than her movie.
Other recent Biel quotes? she was talking about potentially working with Justin in the future and she said, “I would [act with him] if it was the right thing? I’m not sure what the right thing is. I think you have to be very careful about working with your partner. But that would be so much fun; I absolutely adore him. I actually would prefer him to direct me in something. I think that would be the way to go.” She was also asked if she would ever consider going back to TV (not the worst idea), and Biel said, ?The writing, the possibilities for women on television is just . . . the world is your oyster, pretty much. So yes, I would.” And when Scarlett asked Jessica about her honeymoon (cough ? funny because ScarJo and Justin used to bone ? cough), Jessica told Scarlett, ?It was like magic. It was like heaven. It was the most beautiful thing.”
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
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