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I think you guys know by now that when I say that Jodie Marsh is “smart” I don’t mean intellectually, I’ve got my hands nicely cupped about six inches in front of my chest giving the international sign for brains. Just checking. Anyhow, here’s the busty British nobody giving us
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Here’s busty British nobody/bodybuilder Jodie Marsh at the Celebrity! The Heat Portrait Collection, whatever that is, the other night looking like she’s toned down the muscles a little bit. I’m not used to seeing her looking this normal. I like Jodie, most of the time, but I’ve always had
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| | Glamour Model Jodie Marsh is a Body Builder Now | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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British “glamour model” Jodie Marsh, who you might remember from such hits as “nipple belt” and “tie without shirt,” has taken a sudden interest in body building. The Daily Mail says
With her toned arms and the rippling muscles in her back, she looked completely different to her former glamour model self. The 30-year-old has dropped three dress sizes from a size 12 to a 6/8, [and she plans] to shed another half a stone and build up even bigger muscles.
Her routine consists of… [meeting with] her trainer two to three times a week, using a Swiss ball and doing free weights for an hour in total, and “sex and dancing in nightclubs.”
Sorry, Toady Jodie, but you don’t get guns like those just from having a lot of sex. If that were the case, I’d be the Incredible fucking Hulk* by now. Abby angry! Abby smash!
* That’s assuming “sex with yourself” qualifies here.
New Magazine photo shoot:
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| | England's Finest Rose Has Turned Back Into A Peen Lover | | Added 15 years ago | Source: dListed |
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Jodie Marsh, the pristine beauty with a vagina that smells like fresh English roses on a Spring morning, has magically turned back into a heterosexual after "turning lesbian" a few months ago. You know, I think Jodie has always been a fucksexual. Meaning, she will fuck anything: dudes, chicks, back alley rodents, Fanta bottles, discarded turkeyburger meat, futons, sporks, Beta S cartridges, Babybel cheese and (insert everything that exists in the world today here). Jodie is an equal-opportunity fucker. She has a lot of love (and coochie diseases) to give! This is why I will always adore her. I would share a pot of tea and a dick with her anytime.
Here's Jodie with her new piece Ryan Fleming at the opening of some free clinic or whorehouse in Ireland last night. Jodie is looking demure as ever in a sophisticated ensemble that I believe Queen Elizabeth wore to her birthday ball a few days ago. Extreme elegance ahead. Proceed with caution.
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| | Jodie Marsh's Boobalicious Birthday Suit | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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Jodie Marsh celebrated her 30th birthday with her fake lesbian lover. Now as you can see they dressed up for the occasion even though it?s not Halloween. Jodie?s girlfriend went as Slash and well Jodie, she doesn?t need to wear a costume.
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| | Jodie March Celebrates 30 Years of Whoriness | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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British ‘glamour’ model and Celebrity Big Brother star Jodie Marsh threw herself a 30th birthday party at at Sugar Hut in Brentwood earlier this week, and as you can clearly see, it was a dignified and classy affair. The only problem is her outfit. It’s all wrong. Look, if you’re going to wear fishnets and rhinestone pasties, you don’t wear a tie and a top hat. You wear an ascot and one of those fur hats worn by married Hassidic men on Shabbat and holidays. Voil! Meshugeneh chic.
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| | Jodie Marsh turned 30 | | Added 15 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Guess how Jodie Marsh celebrated her birthday yesterday on the 23rd. If you answered “without her dignity,” then ding ding ding, you’re the big winner!
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| | Cautionary tale: Woman kissed so hard she goes deaf | | Added 16 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Jodie Marsh and her girlfriend, Nina, kissing on 12/11/08. This photo doesn’t have much to do with this story
I’ve heard of kisses that make you light headed, that make you weak in the knees, even kisses that make you faint if you’re in a romance novel and wearing an extremely tight corset. But I’ve never heard of a kiss that makes you deaf… until now.
A young woman in southern China has partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss, local media reported Monday.
The 20-something girl from Zhuhai, in southern Guangdong province, went to hospital completely deaf in her left ear, the China Daily said, citing a report in a local newspaper.
“The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear,” the paper quoted a doctor surnamed Li from the hospital as saying.
[From Reuters]
It sounds to me like someone took the phrase “sucking face” just a tad too literally, and aggressively! What exactly was this guy trying to do? Syphon the glass of wine she just drank? I wouldn’t call the kiss “excessively passionate” as much as excessively creepy.
The girl is going to be fine, the doctors anticipate her hearing to return to completely normal in a couple months. There’s no note on how the relationship will fare, though. It would be hard not to use the incident for leverage later in life. I know if it were me and I wanted something, I wouldn’t be able to fight the urge to play the old “you made me deaf” card.
“While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution,” the paper said.
[From Reuters]
So, let this be a warning as mistletoe season approaches. If the partner standing under the twig with you starts bragging about lung capacity, safety says find a reason to run. It’s always fun until someone ruptures an eardrum.
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