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| | Tila Tequila Showing Cleavage at Guy's Nightclub | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Newstoob |
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Tila Tequila is like a car wreck to me. Utterly a mess and horrifying but at the same time I cannot stop looking. Tila was signing autographs at the Guy’s nightclub, and her cleavage was once again entrancing me to look in these photos. Not that Tila’s cleavage is bad, but her face, to me, is. I can’t look away! Now that I know Tila Tequila can sign her name and read, she prove to me she’s worth paying attention to…errr…doubt it.
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| | Tila Tequila at Starbucks | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Newstoob |
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Tila Tequila would almost scare me if she walked into a Starbucks I was at. Well, Tila’s girlfriend would even more. Am I the only person that thinks Tila is not attractive and wonders why she became famous? She does look semi-decent in a bikini, and I’ll admit she has some big cleavage, but I would not want to even think of hooking up with her. When chicks like Tila Tequila wear these type of things we call them “sexy” and “tease,” but when I was younger we used words like “slut” and “whore.” Which do you think Tila is?
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| | Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel: Shopping Liplock | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Enjoy a loved-up evening on the town, Tila Tequila was spotted out shopping with girlfriend Courtenay Semel in Los Angeles on Saturday (January 3).
After picking up a few purchases and sneaking in a smooch, the MTV reality star and her lesbian lover dropped by Starbucks, where they ended up running into socialite/model Brittny Gastineau.
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| | Tila Tequila Lands at LAX, Talks Nude Tanning | | Added 15 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Returning home from an amazing holiday in Jamaica, Tila Tequila was spotted at LAX International Airport yesterday (January 1).
The “A Shot at Love” hottie looked to be in good spirits and well-rested as she made her way through the main terminal, sporting a plaid button-up shirt and flair-legged jeans.
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| | Tila Tequila wants to adopt | | Added 16 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Tila Tequila tells Us that she’ll be ready to adopt a few kids when she becomes a billionaire and moves to her own island. So, yea, big news of the day is Tila Tequila is never going to adopt. What’s funny is she says she wants to make “another billion dollars” insinuating she’s already made her first billion.
This elfin creature then goes on a rant about how she’ll probably kill a kid because she’s inept at taking care of any living creature that’s not herself. Not in those same words, mind you, but pretty close.
“I had a dog, but I had to give him to [my] best friend, because he did not like to travel at all,” she told Us. “And I don’t like little Chihuahuas or poodles or those little dogs those girls carry around. I like bigger dogs, and they get too big for me, because I’m small, so I can’t walk them or anything.”
In conclusion, allowing Tila Tequila to be a mother is like throwing a kid into a pile of dirty needles and expecting it not to contract an incurable disease. Tila’s baby would have a better chance at life playing Russian Roulette with Scott Ruffalo. What? Too soon?
Here’s Tila Tequila at Barnes & Noble. They’ll just let anyone in won’t they?
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| | Tila Tequila says she wants to adopt a little boy | | Added 16 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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There are some celebrities that just seem born to adopt kids, Brangelina being the best example. Then there are others that somehow manage to make it seem wrong ? Madonna?s whole debacle with adopting son David comes to mind. And some women just seem more motherly than others, though that doesn?t mean they can?t be great moms.
But the latest sorta-celeb to jump on the adoption train doesn?t only not seem motherly, she seems like the kind of person who?d leave the kid in the bath for a few hours while she went out for some shopping and drunken bisexual kissing competitions. That?s right, none other than ferret-esq Tila Tequila wants to adopt ? after making a billion dollars and ridding the world of small dogs.
Tila Tequila has motherhood on her mind!
“I definitely want to adopt a boy,” the reality star told Usmagazine.com at a book signing for Hooking Up With Tila Tequila in NYC on Monday.
“Sometimes I think, like, let’s just run away from Hollywood and adopt a son, and do my own thing,” she said. “But then I realize, you know what? I want to make at least another billion dollars before I adopt children so I can just focus on them. Like, just move to an island and give them everything.”
Meanwhile, the bisexual babe admitted she doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to taking care of a living thing.
“I had a dog, but I had to give him to [my] best friend, because he did not like to travel at all,” she told Us. “And I don’t like little Chihuahuas or poodles or those little dogs those girls carry around. I like bigger dogs, and they get too big for me because I’m small, so I can’t walk them or anything.”
[From Us Magazine]
It definitely takes no less than one billion dollars to properly raise a child. I knew a kid who was raised on half a billion and I cannot tell you how messed up he is. Of course billion or not, if you?re raised by anyone with an I.Q. of less than a peanut, you?re going to be screwed no matter what. I hate to break it to Tila, but if you can?t take care of a dog, you probably can?t take care of a kid. And unless she?s planning on moving to a really big, heavily populated island, it?s going to be a challenge to give the kid everything.
It?s too bad Tila doesn?t like Chihuahuas ? I think that?d be a much better match for her than a human. The resemblance is uncanny.
Here?s Tila at LAX in July. Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.
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Continuing to promote her new love guide, Tila Tequila was spotted doing her best to boost interest in “Hooking Up With Tila Tequila” in Toronto, Canada on Tuesday evening (December 9).
Following a quick stop at MTV studios, the “A Shot at Love” babe then ventured over to Chapters to greet fans and autograph copies of her new book.
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| | Hooking Up With Tila Tequila | | Added 16 years ago | Source: Newstoob |
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Who knew Tila Tequila had a book. I didn’t even think that Tila could actually read and/or write much less form coherent sentences for her new book she’s been promoting, Hooking Up With Tila Tequila. Tila probably paid someone to do it for her. The former MySpace whore…err…celebrity was out in New York promoting (and actually reading from) her book. I would have fallen asleep even though her cleavage was making a nice appearance. Maybe Tila Tequila should have worn something more revealing!
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Not only is she a staple on MTV’s Reality TV rotation, but Tila Tequila is also a published author. And yesterday she was spotted signing copies of her new book.
The “A Shot at Love” babe turned up at the Barnes & Noble Bookstore in Downtown Manhattan to meet and greet fans and autograph copies of “Hooking Up With Tila Tequila.”
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