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| | Kourtney Kardashian Getting Married | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Reports are coming in that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick may be marrying really soon. So not only will her second kid get to make fun of Mason for being an accident but it’ll also get to make fun of him for being a bastard.
Sources say Kourtney won’t turn her wedding into a spectacle like Kim’s. It’ll be a low key, family only event possibly held at the Kardashian house. No word on if it’ll be turned into an E! special but why not? All you have to do to convince a Kardashian to do something is wave a few bills in front of their face. They’re like strippers who don’t take their clothes off. Anymore.
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| | Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian's Studio Workday | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Fresh off the announcement that she's expecting her second child with boyfriend Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian was spotted heading to a local studio for a day of work in Sherman Oaks, CA on Wednesday (November 30).
The E! reality star didn't appear to be showing quite yet, though she covered up her belly with a loose shirt and blue blazer.
Confirming the baby on board news earlier in the day, Miss Kardashian blogged, "Yes, I?m pregnant! Now I?m nine weeks along. You?re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident."
Of the announcement, sister Kim posted a congratulatory message reading, "This is such a blessing and the whole family is beyond thrilled!"
She added in a statement to Us magazine, "I am so excited for Kourt and Scott. Mason is the best baby ever and I can't wait to be an aunt again!"
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| | Kourtney Kardashian is Pregnant with Baby No 2 | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Kourtney Kardashian revealed that she was pregnant with baby number two in an Us Magazine exclusive interview! yesteday. What a nice, konveniently timed diversion from the PR disaster that was Kim’s marriage.
The E! reality star, 32, took a pregnancy test about five weeks ago.
“Now I’m nine weeks along,” Kardashian tells Us. “You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.”
The son or daughter-to-be will be the second child for the couple of five years, whose son Mason, nearly 2, was a bit of a surprise.
Not so much for baby number two.
“It wasn’t like we weren’t trying,” Disick, 28, says. “We kind of just said, ‘If it’s meant to be, it’ll be.’”
Notice how she said “You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident?” Prediction: Kourtney’s gonna have a “miscarriage.” Just you just wait and fucking see. It’ll be a very touching Kardashian Special: The Miscarriage of the Century. I’m calling that shit now. And then when it happens just like I said it would, you’ll turn to me and say, “But Abby… but how did you know?” and then you’ll smile and mouth the word “peyote” and I’ll give you a little wink.
Well, she’s certainly gained the appropriate weight around the hips and thighs as per her agent’s instruction:
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| | Kourtney Kardashian Expecting Second Child | | Added 12 years ago | Source: Feed Me Gossip |
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Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend, Scott Disick, say they are expecting their second child together.
The couple have a son, Mason, who is nearly 2 years old.
The 32-year-old E! reality star tells Us Weekly that she’s nine weeks pregnant.
Says Kardashian: “You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.”
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| | Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Again | | Added 12 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Bad news, folks. There’s going to be more of these little Kardashian running around. Kourtney Kardashian tells Us that she’s pregnant for the second time and she’s nine weeks along. “You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident,” said Kourtney.
Baby number two wasn’t an accident either like Mason. “It wasn’t like we weren’t trying,” Disick, 28, says. “We kind of just said, ‘If it’s meant to be, it’ll be.’”
Mason will probably tease this kid like all brothers do but all baby #2 will have to say is “you were an accident.” There’s not much you can do from there besides punching the kid in the gut. Really hard.
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| | Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her second baby | | Added 12 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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For those of you hoping that Kourtney Kardashian would eventually ditch the jerk she claims is her first baby’s daddy (although this guy is the more likely candidate), or for those of you rooting for the inevitable downfall of the Kardashians that is way too long im coming, this will not come as welcome news. Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her second baby, presumably by her live-in lover, Scott Disick. E! has this news, which will undoubtedly bolster the brand of a reality franchise which is currently the sh*tter despite high ratings. Kourtney’s eventual second baby will join his or her older (half) brother, Mason, who turns two in two weeks.
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are expecting their second child together.
In an exclusive statement to E! News, Kourtney says, “Scott and I are so excited to announce that we are expecting our second child and are thrilled to be expanding the love in our family.” Kourt first confirmed the happy news to Us Weekly.
And what perfect timing! The eldest Kardashian sister just started her web series, Kourtney’s Mommy Blog, on E! Online, where she dishes on what she’s learned raising Mason, shares her kid tips, parenting philosophy and A-list know-how, starting with fashion.
[From E! Online]
Kourtney has a new “Mommy vlog” on E! in which she shows off Mason’s closet and all his shoes. She says that she likes dressing him more than she likes dressing herself, and that it’s “all about layering” and “all about shoes” and accessories. The kid is two freaking years old. She also puts down how other mothers dress their kids. “I see so many little boys and their outfits are so cute and their moms put kind of dorky shoes on them and I think it’s all about the shoes.” My kid is very picky about his shoes and will try on ten pairs before he settles on one that is comfortable for him. He will then want to wear those shoes every day and won’t wear any other pair. It’s not a priority for me to make sure my child looks fashionable, he has to be comfortable first. He also prefers shoes that light up and have velcro, which Kourtney would surely consider “dorky.” Does she look at families without the means to buy their children over a dozen shoes they’ll quickly grow out of and think “it’s all about the shoes, that kid looks dorky?” This family is ridiculous. They’re wasting wealth on crap and will be struggling to hold on to the designer goods they hold dear once their fame fades. Also, look at Scott in those mismatched stripes. He would benefit from getting dressed by Kourtney too.
Anyway congratulations to Kourtney and Scott. I forsee another obscenely wasteful over-the-top wedding for this family.
Kourtney is shown out on 11/28 (dress) and 11/29 (t-shirt and sweats). Credit: WENN.com
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| | Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Take Mason to the Museum | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Spending quality time with her little man, Kourtney Kardashian and Mason were spotted out in New York City on Friday (October 21).
The ?Kourtney and Kim Kardashian Take New York? hottie looked trendy as usual in high boots, a dress and fur vest as she and her son, along with Kim visited the Museum of Natural History.
Kourt is helping her sister, Kim, celebrate her 31 birthday today!
Giving her newlywed sis a shoutout via Twitter, Kourtney wrote, ?Happy birthday to my favorite sister of the day @KimKardashian! Let's party like it's 1980!?
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| | Kim and Kourtney Kardashian Still Play Dress Up | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Kourtney Kardashian has some balls giving sister the side-eye, because she looks even stupider than Kim does. What the fuck is she wearing? Are those Chinese pajamas? Did somebody go all Scarlett O’Hara on a floral duvet cover? It still doesn’t excuse Kim’s dressing like a gay pirate, but like a wise man once said, let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Hopefully one heavy enough to take out both of them at the same time.
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| | Kim & Kourtney Kardashian: Supermarket Sisters | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Celebrity Gossip |
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Following a jam-packed morning of press efforts, Kim Kardashian stepped out with sister Kourtney to do a little shopping in New York City on Friday (October 7).
The brunette beauties were all prettied up, as Kim sported a Statement necklace, red lipstick and had her hair pulled back in a pony tail while heading over to Morton Williams supermarket on the Upper East Side.
The sisterly outing comes as Kim recently opened up about married life with InStyle Australia, as she answered a question as to how she and husband Kris Humphries will find time to be together amidst their busy careers.
To this, the 30-year-old said, "It's tricky. We're together now, and wherever he signs his next contract, I'll be there with him. We're going to have a rule that we don't let too much time go by with work commitments, that we don't see each other. We'll just make it work."
As for how she knew that Humphries was 'The One," Miss Kardashian dished, "There was just this calm feeling; I trusted him a hundred per cent. And I think that is really rare. I have a lot of fun with him. It's a feeling that's different to what I had felt before."
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| | Kourtney Kardashian Is Clueless | | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Either Kourtney Kardashian has taken to trolling Twitter or she’s never heard of Goatse because she just re-tweeted a photoshopped picture of two hands pulling apart an anus cloud with the caption “Gods hands in the [cloud].”
I can’t wait for her to find out what Goatse is. Hint: It looks like her vag after Scott Disick is through with it. I wonder how high-pitched the “ew ew ew ews” will be?
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