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| | Holly Madison's Big Oktoberfest Jugs | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I guess it’s supposed to be Oktoberfest or something, I thought that was in late September, and Holly Madison was invited to bring her golden locks and big Playboy breasts to some German themed restaurant in Las Vegas over the weekend. That seems about right. Anyhow, it looks like she was there to tap a
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| | Holly Madison and Laura Croft Sexbots for Hire | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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I didn’t realize that they made fully animatronic sex dolls these days. Ten bucks says Charlie Sheen is somehow responsible for this new masturbatory development.
“Holly’s World” stars Holly Madison and Laura Croft at the grand opening of “Night School 4 Girls” in Vegas:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
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| | Holly Madison Insures Her Tits for $1 Million | | Added 13 years ago | Source: Yeeeah |
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Former “Girl Next Door” Holly Madison made headlines this morning after revealing she’d taken out a $1 million insurance policy on her big fake tits with the famous Lloyd’s of London. People Magazine says:
Madison, 31, said she did it to protect herself and others who appear in her Las Vegas production, Peepshow.
“If anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars,” she said. “I thought I’d cover my assets.”
Madison appears topless during segments of the Vegas show, which, in her mind, made the insurance policy necessary, [saying], “They’re my primary money makers right now.”
One million dollars is a lot of money for (NSFW) a boob job that looks like it was performed in an abandoned carnicera somewhere in Juarez. I just hope there’s a good gravity rider in place.
At the 2011 Beautiful Humitarian awards:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
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| | Holly Madison Insures Breasts for $1 Million | | Added 13 years ago | Source: The Blemish |
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Holly Madison appears topless during portions of her Vegas show and that was reason enough to insure her implants for $1 million with Lloyd’s of London. What the. I don’t even…
“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars,” she said. “I thought I’d cover my assets.”
“I think it’s kind of funny. I think they’re getting the credit they deserve,” she said. “They’re my primary money makers right now.” PEOPLE
First of all, I didn’t know you could insure fake breasts that probably cost about $20k to replace. Lloyd’s of London must be suckers.
Secondly, $1 million for a few months of work? A few months? What kind of accident would mangle her breasts enough to put her out for a few months. Is she taming tit hungry lions on the side?
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| | Holly Madison insures her bolt-ons for $1 million: dumb or smart? | | Added 13 years ago | Source: CeleBitchy |
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Holly Madison has insured her fake boobs for $1 million with the insurance company Lloyd’s of London, which regularly insures celebrity body parts. Holly stars in a Vegas semi-nude revue at Planet Hollywood called Peepshow, for which she’s in lingerie for most of the show and goes topless at some point. She explained to People Magazine that if something happened to her boobs it would put her out of commission for a few months and end up costing her. What about her legs? She’s working a pole and strutting around in heels on stage, so doesn’t it make more sense that she’d insure something that was more likely to bust?
Holly Madison is doing what’s in her breast, er best, interest.
The reality star recently took out a $1 million insurance policy on her breasts with Lloyd’s of London insurance company, she confirmed to PEOPLE exclusively.
Madison, 31, said she did it to protect herself and others who appear in her Las Vegas production, Peepshow.
“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars,” she said. “I thought I’d cover my assets.”
Literally.
Madison appears topless during segments of the Vegas show, which, in her mind, made the insurance policy necessary. She also comprehends the quirkiness of it all.
“I think it’s kind of funny. I think they’re getting the credit they deserve,” she said. “They’re my primary money makers right now.”
[From People]
This is a publicity stunt for her show, and we’re talking about it so it’s working. Lloyd’s of London legitimately insures celebrity body parts when they’re used in ad campaigns (i.e. legs for a shaving commercial, teeth when it’s a toothpaste campaign), but this is ridiculous. What happens if Holly sprains an ankle or falls on her face and busts her nose job? Is Lloyds going to deny her claim and say “sorry, your boobs are fine?” Maybe the show has insurance for that, and she wanted a little extra in the form of boob disability. Please smack me for spending so long contemplating this. I’ve probably spent more time thinking about it than Holly did.
Here are a bunch of pictures of Holly Madison’s boobs.
Photo credit: WENN.com
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| | Holly Madison Takes The Girls For A Walk | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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Normally I would be upset that Playboy hottie Holly Madison is covering up that cleavage that I love so much, it always seems like such a waste, but I really like what she’s done with her breasts today. Here she is walking the street in a plain old black dress that really shows off her
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| | Holly Madison's Award Winning Cleavage | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I’m really quite confused by these pictures of Holly Madison, my notes tell me that they’re of her receiving a humanitarian award, but that can’t be right. Why would she be getting something like this? Sure her beautiful breasts have probably helped a lot of people through some tough times, and she did do a
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| | Holly Madison's Holiday Hooters | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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If you are anything like me, you spent most of your fourth of July sunburnt, drinking and watching some hammere A-Hole fiddle with an already lit firework wondering if he’s going to lose yet another finger. Good times. Obviously someone like Playboy hottie Holly Madison was invited to all kinds of parties that I wasn’t,
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| | Holly Madison's Big Tanned Cleavage | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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With Hugh Hefner practically getting left at the altar by that big breasted blonde chick, Holly Madison has all of a sudden become a lot more relevant. Alright, so maybe not a lot more relevant, but she gets invited to the red carpet of some events so that’s good enough. Here she is showing off
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| | Holly Madison Tries Dropping Some Cleavage | | Added 13 years ago | Source: HollywoodTuna |
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I’m not sure I’m liking this rut Holly Madison seems to be in of always being fully clothed to every event she’s invited to. She’s famous for being in Playboy and playing with Hugh Hefner’s wrinkled wiener for a reality show. Why so bashful all of a sudden? Here she is at something the other
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